(This is not satire - it's ALS!)
Have you heard the one about the Delboy character who set up a firm in his bedroom and then persuaded naive government ministers to award him with a £300 million contract - a decision which has now become so disastrous, in some cases it's brought Britain's criminal justice system to a halt?
Yes I know it's getting difficult to keep track of all the unbelievably incompetent fiascos happening as a result of the government's attempts to cut costs by farming essential services out to whichever Delboy character they come across - but you're really going to have to keep up.